wholesale ready silver jewelry 2017 Various Routine Chat Records (2)

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The routine of some people [Selected Articles] 1. The first class
Te teacher said that moving mouse to the screen
The result ... I really saw someone on the screen ... slowly moved ...
2. "College students' military training, the instructor found that someone passed the note during training, and then read it. :
five kilometers off -road:
Tactical class:,
digging trenches:,
:. "
The instructor did not smile, and asked," What am I? "Someone said without thinking," Tori experts! "
The voice replied: "The Crusaders who have no regrets!"
3. I am responsible for the computer's computer room. I often have a problem with my colleagues' computers to ask me for advice. Once Teacher Meng saw me and said, "Daqiang, my machine is stained with the virus, can you help me kill it?" I said it was okay. At this time, Mr. Zhang pushed the door and said, "Let me kill me first!" Teacher Meng said, "My machine is here, kill me first." Teacher Zhang said no. I was busy persuading: "Don't worry, let's kill Teacher Meng first. Teacher Zhang, don't kill him immediately after killing him, you will kill you!"
4. User: Why do I always go up? Go to the Internet!
The customer service asked the situation: It may be your cat's question.
User: Okay, wait a minute. Essence Essence Alright, my cat has made me close outside!
Customer service: !!!!!
5, A: Do you know what HTML is?
B: Of course, stupid! "?"
The routine of some people [Funny] 6. Psychiatric to the bank to raise money for the afternoon, my classmates work at the Construction Bank very boring to work. His window gave him a note for withdrawal.
The note on the note, "Paidi [Name] comrades to withdrawn RMB at your bank." Then there are multiple zero yuan behind L.
is _______ c. P Central Office ______. My classmates originally wanted to call the police, but I can see that the woman in the neuropathy is very serious. If you think about it, you should send it to the security guard. (~ It is estimated that the security guard is also very idle).
Sure enough, the security guard said to the woman: "If you want to withdraw money, you must first go to the opposite police station to find the director to build a chapter.
The woman didn't think about it, and went directly to the police station. (This security guard is really unusual, usually a little bit underestimated).
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7, 1. Confucius said: "Don't sleep at noon, collapse in the afternoon." Mencius said: "Confucius is right!"
. I have been a fun person.
3. Explanation is to cover up, covering a story ~~
4. Do not ask me anymore: How about the recent thing?
5. Think about the salary of salary, forget it Don't want to live anymore.
6. There are difficulties to get up, and there is no difficulty to create difficulties.
7. Summer is not good. When the northwest wind is poor, you don't even have to drink.
8. Stop the hand of the child and drag the child away. If the son does not leave, he will continue to drag away ~!
9. You let me roll, I get it, you let me come back, I'm sorry, I go away! Fat struggle, almost no sacrifice
11. So what, give me an affordable grave.
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8. "Little White Rabbit jumps to the bread room, ask:" Boss, do you have a hundred small bread? "
Ah, I'm sorry, there are not so many "
" like this. Essence "The little white rabbit walked down.
The next day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bread room." Boss, is there a hundred small bread? "
Without ammonia
"This is ease ..." The little white rabbit walked down again.
On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bread room. "Boss, is there a hundred small bread?"
The boss said happily: "Yes, yes, today we have the One hundred small breads !! "
The white rabbit took out the money:" Great, I buy two! "
9." I just accompanied the best buddy to break up and return to depression. Essence Essence Essence
It for 2 years with this woman. My buddy is handsome, and the environment at home is better. Maybe this woman wants to get married
. My friend wants to break up. Let me go
said that when I saw the bravery
, I said: I have always liked me, I have always liked me
I am embarrassed to cry beside me. It can be seen. Essence Essence Essence
is not surprising today's breakup. Essence Essence Essence
In the rain outside Shenyang, our two old men walked home silently in an umbrella
when they got on the car
Are you fake? "I went to your uncle !!!!!"
10. "Waiting for the car in the subway, a buddy ran to the police with excitement, I thought about whether he picked up his wallet.
He ran to the police and said excitedly: "Police brother, I just bought a bottle of green tea in the automatic vending machine, and I won a bottle. I was too irresponsible, so my boyfriend quarreled with them, and I came over to persuade.
boyfriend: Just here you are here, just stand up against the wall-see it, this is just flat! The bricks on your wall dare to call
? !!
Construction team: ... (Sun Moon Guanghua)
2. A girl in the building was lost and anger! Provoked on the blackboard downstairs: I don't believe my bray bra on the e -cup n in our building You can also wear it! "
In the evening, the bras were hung on the door of the dormitory ... (Little Lily)
3. In the office, the instructor yelled:" "" "Now college students are too not too much, there is no too too. The quality, the hair to be on my computer actually uses
cutting! "" (I love Nankai)
4.mm: I was angry a few days ago!
... ... "
The routine of some people [Classic] 11. I received a text message from a scammer yesterday, so I quickly remit the money into the Agricultural Bank of China. Please check. Today, I received the reply: "I have run three trips, I have not received your money, you scammers!"
The Mr. Huang, his son is Huang Jun, he often takes his son to multiply. Bus 8, so there are often such funny shots: Mr. Huang took his son to the station, and saw a bus platform in the distance in the distance, and immediately shouted to the son around him: "Huang Jun, run, 8, 8 Come on! "
once my mother asked me to go out to buy cold dishes, it was the kind of mixing in a plastic bag. After buying, I went back and went back, and suddenly a person led a dog to pass by , The dog followed the cold dishes on my hand. As a result, the owner pulled it in time. I clearly heard the owner said to the dog: "Reason!" I petrified on the spot and watched the person and a rational dog Leave off at the afterglow of the setting sun.
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12, 1, a driver asked a master to the grandfather, the uncle said, "Let me take you, keep going forward, keep going forward. 10 kilometers. "The driver drove 10 kilometers according to the uncle, and the uncle got out of the car, and then said," I'm going home, and open 9 kilometers back to the original road, and it is where you are looking for. "
2. Xiaoming: Do you know the Himalayas? Chick: How about it? Xiaoming: That's my dad built! Xiao Niu: What's so great about this, do you know the Dead Sea? Then the sea was killed by my dad. …
3. Zhu Zhu and Lili quarreled, and ran out angrily, standing under the street lights. Lili also chased it out, seeing this leisurely said: Don't think that standing under the lights can turn into it when you stand under the lights, you can turn into it when you stand under the lights. Night pearls!
4. Some monarchs come to bookstores to buy books. Because Wanshu is really hard to find it, I said to the clerk: I think this book is probably like this: there is no murder but hidden the killing, but love and hate without love, but love and hate without love and hate. Difficulty, no detectives are always vigilant. Can you help me introduce it? I can see the store "China stock market market".
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13. After the death of the three nuns, after the death of the three nuns, after the death of the three nuns, Du Gangtian entered heaven and came to the door of heaven together. St. Peter stood there and welcomed them to the arrival respectfully. St. Peter congratulated them together to congratulate them as the servants of God in the world, so as to use it to be on earth, so as to use them. Their hard work and selfless dedication spirit brought countless warmth and happiness to the world. In the end, the soul can get super rise to heaven, and from then on the glory of living with God. The contribution is particularly excellent. God promised to give them a reward for each of them, so that each of them had the opportunity to return to the world for 24 hours to become a person they are willing to choose to do. They want to be any ancient character, and he unconditionally satisfies their wishes.
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14. Hello, what can I help you?
users : Please help me to transfer to the man!
Customer service: ... (Taking me as a robot?)
15. "Remember one time, I opened the refrigerator and found a photo inside the refrigerator. A beautiful and charming, first -class, exposed girl.
"Mom, what is this?" I asked
"Oh, I put that thing there, so as to remind myself not to eat too much at any time." Mom answered.
"Is this useful?" I asked
"useful and useless," she then said, "I reduced 15 pounds, but your dad has 20 pounds!" "
16. After holding the computer home, press the network instructions one by one, and then excite the mouse a little bit, the Internet is online! Hey? The password is wrong! Re -set, or the password is wrong. Did you put P in front of the username? "This understands that there is such a rule. If you want to go online, you have to fart in front of your name (P).
17." Comrade of Director, My Marriage Report ... "
"Didn't I approve it early?"
"You see ..."
The director took the report, put on a flower lens to see, the original word "Zhaofa" was approved.
18. Xiaozi is an out -of -the -box Ma Daha. Except for her herself does not admit it, others have reached a consensus. No, just after going out for two days, I forgot the password of her electronic mailbox. It ’s all the orders from the customer! The boss asked a phone call for a while, and the small posture was so anxious like an ant on the hot pot.
Do you have a password prompt? You can use this function to retrieve the password Egypt. "A word reminds the small posture, holding up his husband and kissed, and he boasted that the person of me Morfu also!
So the small posture immediately opened the website, click on the website, click on "Forget the password", the setting set prompts pop up in the window- "My greatest personal privacy is?"
"Personal privacy ... what is it?" Xiazi made a sorrow. My birthday- Enter the birthday number, no right; my phone number -input, no; the wedding anniversary -input, no; the bank card number -input, no right; the commemorative day with the first boyfriend -input, no right; Male star -input, no; oh! The name of my richest boyfriend "Flower Heart Radish" — input, not right ...
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19. " The campus law and order environment is very poor, and the bicycle is often lost after reward.
On a certain king lost a few cars, and the breath was broken. Zhang. Zhang: See how you steal it !!
After class, he was pleasantly surprised to find that the car was safe and sound, and the note was still in.
The closer look. Outside the lock, there is another more, and it becomes eight. Looking at the note,
is not the original one, but it becomes a new one, the book: see how you open it! "
20. "A couple surnamed Huang gave birth to three daughters, and they all reached the age of marriage. Because the tutor was very strict, the three daughters were still virgin.
The couple of Huang found the three daughters for the three daughters, and the days when they saw the worshipers entering the cave room, I couldn't help worrying.
I'm going to go home to the honeymoon. The Huang couple cares about whether her daughter's first night is complete. For the mother, I said to the three daughters in private: I and your father are concerned about your wedding night. I hope you can know if you are happy. If your husband is suspicious, you will inform us in secret words. The daughters who are full of joy are going out for a honeymoon.
has passed one week, and the couple of Huang received the first letter. I opened it and saw that the eldest daughter wrote it back. The letter only wrote four characters: "Yalan Xi Dream Silk Mattress" ", and the words are not Said to pick up the newspaper at hand to find the advertisement of Yalan Xi Dams, Mr. Huang said: Find it, the title is large size, strong and gentle.
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